Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion1.
Someone said that the ideal2 life is to live in an English country home, engage a Chinese cook, marry a Japanese wife, and take a French mistress（情妇，女主人）.
Most of the happiness in this world consists of possessing what others can't get.
Happiness is not a goal, it is a by-product3.
Happiness is good health plus a bad memory.
Everyday is a gift.
I feel happy. I have only two hands, but I have two pairs of gloves.
How beautifully everything is arranged by Nature; as soon as a child enters the world,it finds a mother ready to take care of it.
I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes --- until I met a man who had no feet.
My left leg is bad one day and my right leg is bad the next. Thank God I'm not a centipede（蜈蚣）.
Don't postpone4 joy.
No man is a failure who is enjoying life.
Enjoy life, this is not a dress rehearsal5.
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
